people should seriously stop being like “youre only a good person if you care about others first and then yourself” like no stop that shit im hella important if im not gonna care about myself then who the fuck is going to
youre the only person who should put yourself first and against popular belief that is not incredibly selfish its actually healthy
(via palebutt)
The manager of my entire phone team is really good friends with my step-mom and she loves me so she just told me I could leave early and this suddenly became the actual best Friday ever.
I just had some lady literally screaming because I wrote her fucking invoice number down because it was “insecure” then she told me that she wanted to speak to someone who had “been there longer” and that I was being “unprofessional” and I literally cannot understand this she caught me so off guard and this is like 20 minutes after I had to transfer an escalated call to my supervisor I can’t understand these people.
you’ll notice me eventually, senpai
it’s only
a matter
OF TIME
(via hidingfrommyreflection)
I’m trying to teach Otis the positive tenets of buttfeminism, but he’s really upset about his ball.
(via goat--milk)
everyone knows that falling asleep in the back seat as a kid and having your parents carry you inside is the coolest thing, but what many people don’t know is that cops have the same obligation if you fall asleep in their patrol car. exercise your rights, get a goodnight kiss from a cop.
(via mailorderwife)
